Section 1
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x] Can you count in several different Asian languages?
[x] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you have a 95 average?
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
Score: 8
Section 2
[x] Have you watched Asian movies/dramas?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you know what DDR is?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, Maplestory, etc.?
[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello? <--VIOLA!! n piano.
[x] Do your parents get mad at you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are/have you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes
[ ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn
[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
[x] Do you have a distinctive smell? (doesn't everyone?)
[x] Are you hella lazy?
[x] Do you eat a lot?
Score so far: 18
Section 3
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Is your last name Li/Lee/Le, Nguyen, Wang/Wong, Jung, Kim, Tang, Chau/Chow, Kamenashi, Cheung/Cheng, Zhang/Zhao/Zhu, Lin, Ma/Mai, Jang, Chan/Chen, Liu, Saechao, Yuen, Tran, Zheng, Park, Pang, Xu/Xiu,Diep, Chua, Lim, Lo. (Lam which is technically Lin in cantonese.)
[ ] Have you dated/want to date Asian guys/girls? (i don't want to date anyone)
[ ] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you overuse complex emoticons, or just emoticons in general?
[ ] Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet,cute, hot,dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc.?
[x] Have you ever played/play Final Fantasy?
[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?
[x] Do you like anime?
[ ] Do you listen to trance?
Score so far: 24
Section 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are/or were your parents/mom/dad from some part in asia?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read Manga?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have ASIAN Pride? (Yes.)
Score so far: 32
Section 5
[x] Are you a good artist? (not the best not the worst!)
[x] You speak your Asian language with your friends? (depends who)
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT? (da faq)
[x] Have you VISITED your home country at least twice?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[ ] Do you have/need glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Score: 37
Your results :37
Under 25 - White-washed
26-30 - American Born
31-40 - Pure Asian
41-45 - Asian that got FOB washed
46-50 - FOB
51 - Hopelessly


